1 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:15,276 -[determined rock music] 2 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,990 -[grunts] 3 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:40,170 -[woeful orchestral music] 4 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:48,048 -rescuer: [breathing heavily] 5 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:58,754 [grunts] 6 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,670 [breathing heavily] 7 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:19,818 -[slowly swelling Electronic music] 8 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:28,914 -surfer: [gasps] 9 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,331 -j.D.: are you okay? 10 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,377 -surfer: what happened? How did I get here? 11 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:57,987 -j.D.: I was about to Ask you the same thing. 12 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:04,646 -[coughs repeatedly] 13 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,265 -j.D.: let's go Check you out. Come on. 14 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:21,967 -[opening theme playing] 15 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:30,237 -♪ some people stand In the darkness ♪ 16 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:34,154 ♪ afraid to step Into the light ♪ 17 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:38,201 ♪ some people need To help somebody ♪ 18 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:41,900 ♪ when the edge of Surrender's in sight ♪ 19 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:44,729 ♪ don't you worry 20 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,689 ♪ it's gonna be all right 21 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,867 ♪ 'cause I'm always ready 22 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:56,132 ♪ I won't let you Out of my sight ♪ 23 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,572 ♪ I'll be ready 24 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:02,834 ♪ I'll be ready 25 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:05,097 ♪ never you fear 26 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,056 ♪ oh, don't you fear 27 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,059 ♪ I'll be ready 28 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,062 ♪ forever and always 29 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,326 ♪ I'm always here 30 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,599 -j.D.: ugh, I Just don't get it. 31 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,861 So he's already Laid out on the sand 32 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,515 When you got there. 33 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:32,168 -and there was no One else around? 34 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,648 -nobody. 35 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,302 -he couldn't have gotten Out of the water by himself? 36 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,868 -no, he was Barely conscious. 37 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,043 He didn't even Know what happened. 38 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,132 -it was probably Just another surfer. 39 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,656 -yeah, but why Would he split? 40 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,179 -wave rage. 41 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,746 Probably knocked The guy out 42 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,182 And didn't want to be Around when he woke up. 43 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,662 -mitch: okay, role Call. Listen up! 44 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,056 Everybody in the lounge! Big day ahead of us! 45 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:53,363 Big swells. El niño Is at it again. 46 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,625 -hey, mitch can I talk To you for a second? 47 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,192 -yeah, sure. 48 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,498 -listen, I realize That I was hired here 49 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,021 As an Administrative consultant, 50 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,197 However just so you know I did not take this job 51 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,243 So I could be chained To a desk all day. 52 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,766 -ah, your point being? 53 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,247 -my point being is When do I get a tower? 54 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,161 -a tower? 55 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,076 -yeah, or any other meaningful Assignment for that matter. 56 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:13,470 I mean, for instance, I could Ride in the call car with you. 57 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,472 -ah, well bridget is A certified paramedic. 58 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,561 -yeah, well so am I. 59 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,259 -oh yeah, right. I know. 60 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,261 -you know what, mitch? You are not being fair. 61 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:22,697 I mean, you want Me to prove myself, 62 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,612 But you're not Giving me a chance. 63 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:27,005 -coffee? Okay, listen up Everybody! Tower assignments. 64 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,269 J.D., tower 17, cody you're At zuma, ingrid you're-- 65 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:30,270 -alex: hang on, hang on. 66 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,010 Before you get Into all that, 67 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:33,838 I wanna introduce You guys to someone. 68 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:36,014 Now as you know, when I came to baywatch, 69 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,494 I told you you could Expect some changes 70 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,409 Around here, right? 71 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,150 Now I know there's a few of You who derive great pleasure 72 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,587 From mopping the floors, Cleaning the showers, 73 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:45,067 And washing your towels And your swim suits. 74 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,590 -oh, yeah. We love it. 75 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,724 -anyway, I happen to believe That a lifeguard's job 76 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,987 Is hard enough without Doing all the grunt work 77 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,641 Around headquarters. 78 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:56,470 That is why I have hired A new maintenance manager. 79 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,689 Everybody, I want you To meet jessica owens. 80 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,038 -hey, everybody. 81 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,605 -[all enthusiastically Greeting] 82 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,259 -[laughs] 83 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,349 -so if you guys have any Other ideas or suggestions 84 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,916 You know my door is Always open, okay? 85 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,700 -always open! 86 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:10,875 J.D., do me a favor, hand Out the tower assignments. 87 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,442 Step into my Office, please. 88 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:13,443 Where in the budget Did you find the money 89 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:14,792 For a maintenance manager? 90 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:18,230 -it's one of the many Things I am qualified to do. 91 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,718 -ed symes is my name, Medical supplies is my game. 92 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,373 I have some complimentary Thermometers for all of you. 93 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:33,594 And you'll notice my email Address is right here on the back. 94 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,987 I thought maybe you and I could log on together 95 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,511 Some night, sweetheart. 96 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:38,990 -here, you need this Because you're obviously 97 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,818 Out of your Mind with fever. 98 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,777 -[laughs] Yeah. 99 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,127 Ladies and gentlemen, what You see here is the future. 100 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,738 All these medical supplies Are state-of-the-art. 101 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,914 I'm gonna do a little Demonstration here. 102 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,047 I need your leg, doll face, If that'd be okay. 103 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:55,267 This leg is... 104 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,052 [whimpers] 105 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,620 Uh, gorgeous, but, uh, 106 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,578 For the purpose of this Demonstration it's broken. 107 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,363 You with me? 108 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:06,017 -your hands. Take them off My leg or they're broken. 109 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:10,282 -mitch: ed? 110 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,720 -hey, mitch! How goes it? 111 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,765 -I thought I made it Perfectly clear I never wanted 112 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,637 To see your face around Here again, ever! 113 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,290 -oh, come on mitch. 114 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,379 Let's not let a few little Personality differences 115 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,206 Come between Us and business. 116 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,165 I'm gonna make you The best-equipped emergency medical unit 117 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,819 On the beach. -we already are. 118 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:27,169 -oh no, man, your stuff Is yesterday's news. 119 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:28,997 My stuff is the Wave of the future 120 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,128 And it can all be yours. 121 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,869 -yeah, right. In Exchange for what? 122 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,654 -well, I need to field Test some of my equipment 123 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:34,872 On, uh, the call car. 124 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,396 -[laughs falsely] In a word, no. 125 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,354 -oh, come on. No Strings, no obligation! 126 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,616 -no way. 127 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:41,966 -hey, mitch! 128 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,752 I need you to sign Some paperwork 129 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,101 Before you take Off, all right? 130 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,450 -hey, who's the new babe? 131 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:48,799 -uh, you don't Want to mess with... 132 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:52,281 On second thought, This might present 133 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,283 A very interesting Opportunity. 134 00:06:57,765 --> 00:07:00,463 -so now you want me to Go out on the call car? 135 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:01,943 -yep. 136 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,553 -may I ask why the Sudden change of heart? 137 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,729 -well, I realized that Keeping you cooped up 138 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,993 At headquarters was a tremendous Waste of your talents. 139 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,605 -wow, we finally agree on Something. That's great. 140 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:12,693 -we do. 141 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:15,913 Alex ryker, ed symes. 142 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,741 -hey sugarplum, why Don't you hop on in 143 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,569 And take a ride With daddy here? 144 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,702 I'll let you ride Shotgun [laughs] 145 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,399 -[laughs teasingly] 146 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,883 -ed: now don't keep Me waiting, cupcake. 147 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,146 I got a lonely lap here. 148 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,153 -cody: we've got the Whole weekend, you know? 149 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,372 -j.D.: I don't know, man, I have to think about it. 150 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,548 -jessie: hey, guys! -cody: hey. 151 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:42,766 -j.D.: hey, jessica. 152 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,551 -oh, you can Call me jessie. 153 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,335 -jessie owens? Any Relation to the original? 154 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,772 -actually, my dad was A track and field nut 155 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,600 And jessie owens Was his hero. 156 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,254 -yeah, mine too. 157 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:53,951 Four olympic gold medals Is pretty hard to top. 158 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,039 -true. 159 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,214 -name's cody. 160 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,389 -hey. 161 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,130 -j.D. 162 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,871 -it's nice to meet you. -welcome to baywatch. 163 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,307 -thanks. 164 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,788 -cody: so how does a girl Like you become a, uh-- 165 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,703 -janitor? [laughs] 166 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,488 Actually, I'm starting My own business. 167 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,620 Just in case you Guys ever need anyone 168 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,404 To clean your Apartments or whatever. 169 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,450 I'm always looking For new clients. 170 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,018 -cody: well, you Know as a matter of--- J.D.: well, actually-- 171 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:18,759 -jessie, wait! 172 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,369 -what? 173 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,285 -[shrieking] 174 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:24,373 -there might be... 175 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:27,202 -[gasps] 176 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:28,290 -someone down there. 177 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,206 -jessie: oh my Gosh! I'm so sorry! 178 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:44,915 -do you mind? 179 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,614 -oh, no. Sorry. [chuckles] 180 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,617 Hey, no tan line on Your finger, huh? 181 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:51,531 -I beg your pardon? 182 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:52,706 -uh, no wedding ring. 183 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,316 Guess you must be Flying solo, huh? 184 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,796 -uh, yeah. Yeah. 185 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,667 -what a waste of A beautiful woman. 186 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,060 I'm single too you know. 187 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,061 Hard to believe Though, isn't it? 188 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,672 -well, not really. 189 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:06,154 Um, do you think you could Move over that way a little? 190 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:07,503 -oh, yeah. A little. 191 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,418 -you know this Could be kismet, 192 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,811 The two of you Meeting like this. 193 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:11,986 -I don't think so. 194 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,640 -you know the big Guy could be right. 195 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,859 -you two have a lot in common. -really? 196 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,382 -yeah. -like what? 197 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,602 -ed: well, we're both Romantically untangled. 198 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,169 We're both hands-on Kind of people. 199 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,779 We both have guys' names. 200 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,738 -mitch: [chortles] 201 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,696 -you set me up, didn't you? -me? Set you up? No. 202 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:30,526 All I know is you're the one Who wanted to ride in the car. 203 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,878 -headquarters, We're coming in. 204 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,141 We're low on fuel. We have A 201 coming down on-- 205 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,230 -alex: headquarters, Cancel that traffic. 206 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,623 This goes out To everybody. 207 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:41,581 -ed: I'm sorry. 208 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,933 Hey, what are all these Little switches over here? Like this one. 209 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:46,977 -[siren whoops] -alex: just-- 210 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,762 -[siren wailing] 211 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,894 -keep your hands In your pockets. 212 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,417 -all right. 213 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,811 -those are my pockets. 214 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,117 -alex: look, put your hands right here -[chuckling] 215 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,031 And don't move. 216 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:57,988 -I will. 217 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,468 -alex: thank you. 218 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:04,734 -[dramatic, slow Orchestral music] 219 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:15,310 -[breathing heavily] 220 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,676 -cody: dude, so what Do you think about vegas 221 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:34,982 This weekend? 222 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,984 -j.D.: sounds good. 223 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,376 I'll let you know After I talk to mitch. 224 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,030 -cody: see if He wants to go. 225 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,513 Whoa, whoa, stop! 226 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:50,650 J.D., I think we got A jumper on the pier! 227 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:58,048 -[dramatic music swelling] 228 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,530 -j.D.: it's jessie! 229 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,140 What the hell is She doing up there? 230 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,797 -jessie! Back Away from the edge. 231 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,020 Jessie, let's Talk about it! 232 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,849 It can't be that bad. You Don't want to do this! 233 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,684 -j.D.: I think She's gonna do it. 234 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,424 -let's go! 235 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,305 -j.D.: jessie, get back! 236 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,741 -cody: don't jump! 237 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:43,833 -[dramatic orchestral music] 238 00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,512 -jessie: how'd that look? 239 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,864 Get it? 240 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:15,952 -got it! 241 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,999 -all right! Thanks! 242 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,228 What are you guys Doing out here? 243 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,187 -we were just about to Ask you the same question. 244 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,232 -[laughs] I'm putting My reel together. 245 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,712 I'm training to Be a stuntwoman. 246 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,627 -ah, that's cool. -yeah! 247 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,586 -yeah, except it's, uh, it's Illegal to jump off the pier. 248 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,198 -you guys aren't gonna Tell on me, are you? 249 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,899 -we'll let it go this time. 250 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,335 -thanks. 251 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,859 Listen, I gotta get Back to headquarters, 252 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,121 'cause my lunch Break's almost over. 253 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,123 Thanks again, You guys! See ya! 254 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:00,910 -[whistles] 255 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:06,916 -[siren wailing] 256 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:16,926 -boy: [groaning] 257 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,232 -I think his Arm is broken. 258 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,842 -okay, let's take A look here. 259 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,975 -ed: excuse me. Excuse me, please. 260 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:22,932 -yeah, we gotta Immobilize that. 261 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,716 -excuse me [grunts] 262 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:25,674 Hi, sweetcakes. 263 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,023 -what's he doing here? 264 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,068 -don't ask. 265 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,591 -hey, big guy. 266 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:30,940 You oughta try my New triangle bandage. 267 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,681 Cutting edge technology, Multipurpose. 268 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,378 It cures separations, Dislocations. 269 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,379 It even cures hiccups. 270 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,946 -we're doing fine here. 271 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,774 -yeah, well you oughta At least give it a look. 272 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,210 It makes your little splint There look like a swizzle stick. 273 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,169 You said we could field Test my inventory. 274 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,823 -for god sakes, will You stop whining? 275 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,868 You wanna try it on Somebody, try it on alex. 276 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,872 -excuse me? I have no Desire to be a guinea pig. 277 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,743 -why not? 278 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,441 You said you wanted to be Part of the team, didn't you? 279 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,530 -[scoffs] 280 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,662 -ed: this baby is Designed to hold the arm 281 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,447 Against the body. 282 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,362 -actually, I think my hand Is supposed to be inside. 283 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,406 -ed: all right, well that, that'll help. It's a little tricky. 284 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,582 This is a new technology. 285 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,541 I think you need Another one here 286 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,195 For a little Vertical support. 287 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,458 By the way, these are All anatomically correct. 288 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:11,633 They've all been run Through a computer 289 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,243 And they're good To 5,000 pounds. 290 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,332 -is this who you buy your Medical supplies from? 291 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,813 -this goes right Around here like this. 292 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,119 -okay. 293 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,120 -and then just Come around here... 294 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,296 Like this. -alex: all right. That's good. 295 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,646 That's enough. That's fine. That's good. 296 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,387 Very good. Thank you. 297 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:29,346 -okay guys, get him over To santa monica general. 298 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,783 Get him an x-ray. All Right, guys. Thanks. 299 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,873 Good job, all right? -yep. 300 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:38,007 -ed: then you just Put slot a into slot b. 301 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,096 -do you have any idea What you're doing? 302 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,621 -there. What Do you think? 303 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,493 -[chuckles] 304 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,584 -I think you're A complete moron. 305 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,458 Ugh! 306 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,335 -that was way-- 307 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,032 -yeah, I know what you mean. 308 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,425 -jessie: hey! You guys Have a good day out there? 309 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,079 -exhausting might Be a better word. 310 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,168 -oh, well, um, I Restocked the towels 311 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,691 And put some new Soap in the shower. 312 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,171 The old ones Were kind of yucky. 313 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,172 -thanks. 314 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,612 -y'all aren't still mad about That bucket thing are you? 315 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,700 -course not. 316 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,573 -hey, jessie. 317 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,401 -hey! Watch Out, it's wet! 318 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,969 Oh god! -[cody groans] 319 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,493 -oh, let me help. Are you okay? 320 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,060 -oh, yeah. -I'm so sorry. 321 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,148 -jessie, have you seen Our black bathing suits? 322 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,758 -yeah, I put them In the dryer. 323 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,673 They should be Done by now. 324 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,719 I am so sorry. Are You gonna be okay? 325 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:38,763 -I'll be fine. 326 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,374 -are you sure? -mm-hmm. 327 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,071 -I guess I should Have put that thing up. 328 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,902 -that might be a Good idea. [moans] 329 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,165 -[sighs] 330 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,789 -if ed symes even shows His face around here again, 331 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,530 I'm gonna get a restraining Order. I mean it. 332 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,879 That guys a jerk! 333 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,359 -I saw some sparks Between you two. 334 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,013 -oh, you know what? That is not even funny. 335 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,493 -yes it was. It was very funny. -sheryl: um, guys? 336 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,624 -bridget: we really Need to talk about 337 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:14,669 Our new Maintenance manager. 338 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,018 -why? What happened? 339 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:20,805 -oh. 340 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,417 -great. 341 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:29,510 -["Girl on fire" by inxs] 342 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:44,481 ♪ she's lightning without the thunder 343 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:48,224 ♪ better watch out, she'll take you under ♪ 344 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:52,054 ♪ mayday mayday when she's coming through ♪ 345 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,666 ♪ mayday mayday nothin' you can do 346 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:59,583 ♪ she'll show you wha you've been needin' ♪ 347 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:03,718 ♪ better watch out, she'll leave you Bleedin' ♪ 348 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,938 ♪ mayday mayday when she's coming through ♪ 349 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,681 ♪ mayday mayday nothin' you can do 350 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:14,163 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 351 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,862 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 352 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,736 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 353 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:26,306 ♪ keep you running for your life, look out ♪ 354 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:30,397 ♪ she'll make you light up with wonder 355 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:33,922 ♪ just one glance, you're going' under 356 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,447 ♪ mayday mayday when she's coming through ♪ 357 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:41,538 ♪ mayday mayday nothin' you can do 358 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:45,368 ♪ she'll show you wha you've been needin' ♪ 359 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:49,242 ♪ better watch out, she'll leave you Bleedin' ♪ 360 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,723 ♪ mayday mayday when she's coming through ♪ 361 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:56,031 ♪ mayday mayday nothin' you can do 362 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,556 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 363 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:03,386 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 364 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:07,216 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 365 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:10,872 ♪ keep you running for your life 366 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,702 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 367 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:18,923 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 368 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:22,492 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 369 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:27,497 ♪ keep you running for your life, look Out ♪ 370 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,638 ♪ she's a dangerous woman 371 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:41,207 ♪ keep you running for your life 372 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,255 -jason! Come back here! 373 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,475 No running! 374 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,263 Beth, don't get Too close the edge. 375 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,136 Jason, come back here! 376 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,702 Come on over here! 377 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:01,575 Come on! 378 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,794 -I think I caught Something! 379 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,971 -jason, get back here. We have to stay together. 380 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,147 No running! -[laughs excitedly] 381 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,855 Mommy! Help! Help! 382 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,989 -beth! Jason, stay here! 383 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:34,999 -beth: help! Help! Mommy! Help! 384 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,482 [beth crying for help] 385 00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,590 -beth! Beth! Beth, Where are you? 386 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,984 Beth! Beth! 387 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:13,864 -help! [choking And spluttering] 388 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,475 [crying] Mommy! 389 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:21,263 -[intense orchestral music] 390 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,109 -jessie: hold on! 391 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,417 Don't worry, I got you. 392 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,682 -[beth gasping] 393 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,386 -[jessie grunts] 394 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,313 -mommy! 395 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,491 -oh, look at you! Oh, you're bleeding! 396 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,536 How did you get here? 397 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,668 -the girl saved me. 398 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,235 -what girl? 399 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,541 -her. 400 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,415 Where did she go? [cries] 401 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:38,645 -[alex yawns] 402 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,473 -late night last night? 403 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,040 -I was in bed by 10 but I Just didn't get much sleep. 404 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,694 -really? 405 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,566 -yeah, I kept having Nightmares about ed symes. 406 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,524 That guy is such a creep. 407 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,527 I have never met such an Obnoxious, sleazy lecher 408 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,050 In my entire life. 409 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,617 Thank god I will never Have to see him-- 410 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,097 -ed: hey! -alex: again. 411 00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:58,186 -hi lamb chop! Ready To rock and roll? 412 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,144 -oh, man. [scoffs] 413 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,843 -mitch: well, he really didn't Get a chance to field test 414 00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,279 All of his products. 415 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,195 -come to papa, sweet Cheeks. [laughs] 416 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:10,372 -[sighs] I'm driving. 417 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:13,027 -ed: I love a woman Who takes charge. 418 00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,773 -help! Lifeguard, stop! 419 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:20,904 -alex: hey, look. 420 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,171 Don't move, ed. 421 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,262 Don't even twitch. 422 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,525 -what happened? 423 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:33,743 -my daughter fell Off the jetty. 424 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,136 We were out Fishing and my son 425 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,006 Was chasing The birds and-- 426 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,356 -alex: you okay now? 427 00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,575 -yeah, just cold. 428 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,534 -take a look at these Scratches on her arm, mitch. 429 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:42,622 You must have got 'em on the rocks. 430 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,232 -did you swim in All by yourself? 431 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,538 -that's what's weird. 432 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,278 Beth said some Girl helped her in, 433 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,019 But when I looked around I didn't see anyone. 434 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,458 -maybe it was a mermaid. 435 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,809 -yeah, or maybe it was J.D.'s phantom lifeguard. 436 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,419 Let's get you To the truck. 437 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:58,768 You got some Nasty scratches. 438 00:22:58,899 --> 00:22:59,987 -come on, big Guy. Come on. 439 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,692 -oh. Uh. [laughs nervously] 440 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:16,569 -[slow romantic music] 441 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:35,718 -come here. 442 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:43,552 -[slow, romantic Guitar music] 443 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:32,471 Jessie! Jessie! 444 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,387 Jessie! -oh, um. 445 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,694 Oh, I'm Sorry. I was. I mean. 446 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:41,741 I didn't know that, that You were [laughs nervously] 447 00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:43,482 -it's okay. It's A coed shower. 448 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:47,050 -oh. Oh, it is? Oh. 449 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:48,878 -well, of course you Have to have your suit on. 450 00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:51,446 Otherwise, no one would Ever get to the beach. 451 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,404 -I can see why. 452 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:56,538 Uh. Uh. [laughs nervously] 453 00:24:56,669 --> 00:25:00,716 Can I get you some soap Or, no, uh, shampoo? 454 00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:01,674 Or a towel, or-- 455 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,197 -no, I'm fine. Thanks. 456 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,683 So what's happening With your stunt reel? 457 00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,641 Oh! I just sent it In to billy ness. 458 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,774 -who's billy ness? 459 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:17,124 -he's the biggest stunt Coordinator in hollywood. 460 00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:20,344 I can't wait. If I get In with him, I'm set. 461 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:23,783 -[people chattering] 462 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,046 -[seagulls squawking] 463 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:50,549 -[tense, soft Instrumental music] 464 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,555 -you know, mitch, I saw A guy on the beach once, 465 00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:57,730 He was all blowed up. 466 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,253 They thought it Was a bee sting. 467 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:00,559 Turns out it was just gas. 468 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:01,690 He'd been eating salami. 469 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:02,691 -oh. 470 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,607 -sheryl: 205, this Is sheryl. Come in. 471 00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:08,305 -this is 205, sheryl. 472 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,090 -a jogger just Collapsed on the sand. 473 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:11,308 He's holding his left arm. 474 00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:12,962 I'm thinking possible Heart attack. 475 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,008 -10-4, responding code r. 476 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,837 -[strong instrumental music] 477 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:21,884 -[siren wailing] 478 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:26,497 -someone's coming. 479 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:34,288 -is he okay? 480 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,420 -yeah, I'm all right. 481 00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:38,335 I was just telling the young Lady here not to worry. 482 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:39,772 -sheryl: he says it's Just a cramp in his arm. No heart attack. 483 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,818 -man: I'm strong as an ox. 484 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,254 I work out five Times a week. 485 00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:45,516 -[defibrillator buzzes] 486 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:46,909 -clear! 487 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,345 -no, no, no, no, no! 488 00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:49,738 -[high-pitched Electric buzzing] 489 00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:52,175 -[grunting] No, no, no. 490 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:54,177 -[gasps] 491 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:57,964 -ed! 492 00:26:58,878 --> 00:27:00,096 -defibrillator: check pulse. -uh oh. 493 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,837 -defibrillator: if No pulse, give cpr. 494 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:06,581 -sheryl: oh, great. 495 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,714 -ed: oh man, oh man. -he's breathing. 496 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,585 Come on, mitch. -man: why'd you do that? 497 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,152 -because he's an idiot. 498 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:13,893 -I'll just give him one of these. -come on, mitch. 499 00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,546 What are you doing, ed? 500 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,679 -these are smelling salts. -no! Geez, ed! God. 501 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:18,680 -woo! 502 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,029 Come on, buddy. 503 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,291 -get out of there, ed! 504 00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:22,945 -[moaning] 505 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:24,686 -come on, buddy. -you all right? 506 00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:25,774 -come on, buddy. 507 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:30,997 -am I... Am I dead? 508 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:32,041 -no, big guy. 509 00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:35,610 -too bad for you. I'm gonna kill him! 510 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:36,698 -I'm gonna kill him! -stay there. 511 00:27:36,829 --> 00:27:37,917 I'm gonna kill him! 512 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,222 -stay there. Let him go. 513 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:40,963 -mitch: I don't like him. - alex: come on. 514 00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:42,051 I really don't like that guy. Lay back. Relax. 515 00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:42,922 -mitch: am I smoking? 516 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:46,099 -[dispatcher talking Over radio] 517 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,540 -here you go. You're rattling. 518 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,542 -you'd rattle too if Somebody shot you up 519 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,370 With 20,000 volts. 520 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:58,720 -you're still rattling. 521 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:04,465 -care for a mint? 522 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,207 I don't have Any breath left. 523 00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:09,949 -so what do you think About your friend, ed, now? 524 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,777 -oh, please. Don't Rub it in, huh? 525 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,256 -what do you Want to about him? 526 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:17,652 -[powerful guitar riff] 527 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:20,655 -[siren whooping] 528 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,004 -mitch: ed, stop! Stop! 529 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:25,747 Ed! Stop! Stop! It's okay, stop! 530 00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:28,924 -all right, all Right, man. 531 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,013 Look, don't do anything you're Gonna regret, all right? 532 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,536 I'll drop you like A three-foot putt. 533 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,364 Don't you do anything-- -no, no, no, no. 534 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:35,409 It's all right, pal. 535 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,280 Listen, accidents happen. 536 00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:39,935 -hey, that's My motto, too. 537 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,676 Are we still friends? 538 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:44,810 -friends. 539 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,681 -all right. Boy, I'll tell you. 540 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:48,509 You had me worried. [laughs nervously] 541 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,076 When the big guy went down, Man, I, [sighs with relief] 542 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,642 Boy, it's lucky I had Those smelling salts. 543 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,122 I wish there had Been someone around 544 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:54,689 To give me smelling Salts when I went down. 545 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:55,690 -you shocked yourself? 546 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:57,083 -well, yeah, yeah. 547 00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:58,693 A good salesman's gotta Know his own products. 548 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,390 -products. 549 00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:01,696 You know, speaking of Products, we'd like to see 550 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,393 Some of your Fantastic products. 551 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:04,351 -ed: yeah? -could you show us what you got here, pal? 552 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:05,831 -let's see. 553 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,354 Uh, look at this. 554 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,660 This is a completely New type of suture. 555 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,750 -yeah? -no stitching required for this. 556 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,360 It's a space age glue. 557 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,318 You just put it on the Cut and when it heals 558 00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:16,885 It disappears. -you know what-- 559 00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:19,192 -but don't ever, ever Get this near your mouth 560 00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:21,672 Because your lips will be Sealed for, like, 24 hours. 561 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,500 You can trust me on that. 562 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:25,372 -alex: actually, we don't Want to see the small stuff. 563 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:26,634 We want to see the top of your Line merchandising, right? 564 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,070 -mm-hmm. Top of the line. 565 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,811 -top of the line? -top of the line. 566 00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:32,031 What have you got? -well [short laugh] All right, then. 567 00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,338 Okay, you can tighten That last strap there. 568 00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:38,777 Yeah. See this is our special Evac-u-splint mattress 569 00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:40,822 With special spider Strap immobilizers. 570 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,825 I feel like I got a spider's Legs wrapped around me. 571 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:46,219 [laughs] I couldn't get Loose if I wanted to! 572 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,133 -alex: [laughs] 573 00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:48,699 -[laughs] 574 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:51,354 -well, good! That is Exactly what we wanted. 575 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:54,618 -awesome piece of equipment. [laughs] -yeah... 576 00:29:56,969 --> 00:30:00,189 Hey, wait a minute. I'm tied up! 577 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,757 Okay, wait! You're not Gonna leave me here. 578 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:05,020 Wait a sec. Hey! -mitch: [laughs deviously] 579 00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:06,717 See ya! -ed: come on back! 580 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:07,893 -mitch: buy you A cup of coffee? 581 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,068 -alex: sure! 582 00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:11,113 -the tide is coming in! 583 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:15,422 Hey! 584 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,695 -hey, jessie! 585 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,480 Hey! J.D., oh my gosh, can You do me a huge favor? 586 00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,047 Billy ness just Called me and, um, 587 00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,570 He saw my stunt reel. 588 00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:34,223 He wants me to go in and Meet him at his office. 589 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,746 -that's great! 590 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,183 -yeah, except for I'm Supposed to be there 591 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:38,097 In half an hour. 592 00:30:38,227 --> 00:30:40,142 -you'd better get going. 593 00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:42,144 -I know, but I promised that I'd get these towels done before I left. 594 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,842 Do you think you can put Them in the dryer for me? 595 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,060 -yeah, I think I Can handle that. 596 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:46,932 -great. Oh! 597 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,849 They're gonna be done In like half an hour 598 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:52,633 And, um, I've Already set the dryer 599 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,548 So you all you have to do Is just throw in the towels, 600 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:56,376 Hit the button, and You're ready to go. 601 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:58,073 Thank you so much. -no problem. 602 00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:11,173 -[washer rattling] 603 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:24,404 -really? 604 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,884 -like 15 people in one office. 605 00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:27,973 -in one office? -it was horrible. 606 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:29,278 -oh... 607 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,890 -oh my gosh... 608 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:42,509 -alex: [sighs with relief] God, I love getting even 609 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:43,814 With that little weasel. 610 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:47,296 -how long do you think We should leave him out there? 611 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:48,819 -hmm, let's see. When is high tide? 612 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,344 -midnight. -midnight, really? [chuckles] 613 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:53,912 -you guys are not Gonna believe this. 614 00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,698 What? What is... 615 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,919 The big... Deal. 616 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:02,833 -[washing machine thumping] 617 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,139 -ugh! 618 00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,186 Ugh! 619 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:15,194 Uh, we have gotta talk About this girl very soon. 620 00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:16,543 -yeah. 621 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,373 I'm sorry, jessie. 622 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:23,071 -alex, I swear it'll Never happen again. 623 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:24,464 Please don't fire me. 624 00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:25,856 Can I talk to Mitch or something? 625 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,380 -it's nothing against You personally, 626 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,164 We just don't feel Like you're cut out 627 00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:30,122 For this line of work. 628 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:33,734 -[sobs] 629 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:41,524 This has been the worst Day in my entire life. 630 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:42,525 -[groans sympathetically] 631 00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:45,528 You're gonna be okay, jessie. 632 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:49,054 I just wish there were Something else I could do. 633 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:54,102 -I'll be okay. I Just need a second. 634 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,495 -okay. 635 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,714 -[moans] 636 00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:02,589 See? All better. 637 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:06,201 -I'm really sorry It didn't work out. 638 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:07,463 -me too. 639 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,293 Hey, thanks for Giving me a shot. 640 00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:12,294 -yeah. 641 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,253 Good luck, okay? 642 00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:15,906 -thanks. 643 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:20,999 -how did you do that? 644 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:22,652 -you know me, I'm Always getting scraped up 645 00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,132 And stuff, it's No big deal. 646 00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:26,743 Anyway, I gotta run But I'm really sorry 647 00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:28,441 I let you down, alex. 648 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:30,312 See you later. 649 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:33,359 -j.D.: well, one Thing's for sure. 650 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:35,491 Whoever's making These rescues 651 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,319 Sure knows what They're doing. 652 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,191 -maybe it's an ex-lifeguard, Doesn't wanna show us up. 653 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:41,062 -yeah, I don't know Too many lifeguards, 654 00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:43,456 Past or present, who Would avoid taking credit for a rescue. 655 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:44,631 -what about future? 656 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:45,675 -future what? 657 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:47,068 -future lifeguard. 658 00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:48,330 -wait, what are You talking about? 659 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:50,289 -I'm talking about I think I found out 660 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:51,681 Who the phantom Lifeguard is. 661 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:52,856 It's jessie. 662 00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,510 -jessie? 663 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,034 -yeah, she's got the Same scratches on her arms 664 00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:57,731 As that little girl That fell off the jetty. 665 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,385 -alex, she could have Gotten those cuts anywhere. 666 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,039 -yeah, but think about it. 667 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,215 When did the first Anonymous rescue take place? 668 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:05,260 -the day jessie got here. -exactly. 669 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,610 Early in the morning, before She showed up to work. 670 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,525 I'm telling you, Guys. It's her. 671 00:34:09,656 --> 00:34:11,571 She may not be Much with a mop, 672 00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:13,616 But she is the best Prospect for a lifeguard 673 00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:15,357 I've seen in a long time. 674 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:21,233 -[pop music playing on radio] 675 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,195 -you know what I'm Writing on your face? 676 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:28,979 -delta lambda delta, sir! -mm-hmm. And what is that? 677 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,807 -it's the best fraternity In the school, sir! 678 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:32,809 -what do you want more than Anything else in this world? 679 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,855 -I wanna be accepted As a brother, sir! 680 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:37,031 -good boy. More beer? 681 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,425 -absolutely. Thank you, sir. May I have another? 682 00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:41,514 Thank you, sir! Thank you-- -shut up! 683 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,646 -yes, sir! 684 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,085 -well, we're gonna go Catch some waves now. 685 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:51,480 -uh, fellas, what about The tide coming in? 686 00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:54,788 -eh, it shouldn't be high tide For another half an hour. 687 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:57,573 -we should be done By then [laughs] 688 00:34:57,704 --> 00:35:00,576 -should be, but You never know. 689 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:05,103 -uh, fellas? Think I can... 690 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,894 -[talking indistinctly] 691 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:17,550 -[foreboding music] 692 00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:20,248 -fellas, I think I'm sinking here. 693 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,120 -shut up. No one's Talking to you. 694 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,513 -[mockingly] Oh, yeah, Yeah, I'm sinking! [laughs] 695 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:27,255 -I'm not kidding. I'm sinking! Help! 696 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:32,695 -[low, dramatic music swells] 697 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,349 -watch it! Watch it! Stay back. 698 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,524 -frat guy 1: oh my god, we've gotta Do something! 699 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:37,047 -frat guy 2: don't get too close. 700 00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:38,962 -frat guy 1: just Throw it in! 701 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:43,706 -watch it. Sean! 702 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,883 -I can't reach it Man. Throw it again! 703 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:47,841 -frat guy 1: do it Again! Do it again! 704 00:35:47,971 --> 00:35:48,929 -I'm going down! 705 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,672 I got it. I got It. Come on, pull. 706 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:53,934 -pull it! 707 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,196 -come on, pull. 708 00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:57,677 -[fraternity boys grunting] 709 00:35:57,807 --> 00:35:59,244 -somebody help! 710 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,289 -hurry up. Throw it back. 711 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,117 -frat guy 1: help! 712 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:04,379 Come on, sean. Pull it out. 713 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,989 -come on fellas. I'm sinking, man. 714 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,252 Pull this thing out Of here. Come on! 715 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,819 -frat guy 1: sean, pull it out! -frat guy 2: come on, that's it! 716 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,343 -frat guy 1: Sean, hold on! 717 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:14,737 -[fraternity boys Shouting in panic] 718 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:17,087 -hey! Can you get a Lifeguard or call 911? 719 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,480 Please hurry, it's an emergency. -okay. 720 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:22,180 -sean: I can't reach It, man, throw it again! 721 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:23,224 -frat guy 2: You've gotta grab it! 722 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,793 -frat guy 1: Help! Somebody help! 723 00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:29,187 -sean: hurry up! I'm going down! 724 00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:31,667 -frat guy 1: help! 725 00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:33,016 -frat guy 2: come on, Sean, you gotta grab it! 726 00:36:33,147 --> 00:36:34,540 -frat guy 1: another inch! 727 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:35,628 -sean: I can't reach It, man, throw it again! 728 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:36,629 -frat guy 1: help! 729 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:37,586 -hurry up, I'm going down! 730 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:38,805 -somebody help! 731 00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:40,807 -okay, listen up! Let me help! 732 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,112 -frat guy 1: come On, sean, pull it! 733 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,462 -come on fellas, I'm sinking, man. 734 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,028 Pull this thing Outta here. 735 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,291 -dude, that's Not gonna work! 736 00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:48,858 -sean: I can't reach it. 737 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,817 -frat guy 1: What are you doing? 738 00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:52,688 -here, watch out! Watch out! Back off! 739 00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:53,646 -frat guy 2: use the board. 740 00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:54,734 -grab my ankles! 741 00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,127 Push me out There! Come on! 742 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,348 I got you, okay? 743 00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:01,610 -okay, don't let go. -I got his hand! 744 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,133 Come on, pull! 745 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,005 [jessie grunting] -come on, sean, hold on! 746 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,049 -jessie: pull! 747 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:07,573 Come on! [grunting] 748 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,183 -sean, hold on! -jessie: hold on! 749 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,055 It's not working! He's too deep! 750 00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:13,056 Okay, wait here. 751 00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:14,754 Take my keys. 752 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,059 Go get my bike lock. 753 00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,583 -what for? 754 00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:18,932 -jessie: just do it! -don't let go! 755 00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:20,412 -jessie: come on! -I got it. I got it. 756 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,025 -jessie: you're Gonna be okay! 757 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:29,856 -[frenzied orchestral music] 758 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,339 Hold on! 759 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:38,038 Hold on! 760 00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:39,735 Where is he? 761 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,433 -frat guy 1: I got it! What do you want me to do? 762 00:37:41,563 --> 00:37:43,478 -hurry up! -strip that tubing off and toss it to me! 763 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:45,741 -I'm going down! 764 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:46,742 -you're gonna be okay! 765 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:49,179 Dude, hold me! I'm slipping! 766 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,616 It's okay, hold on! -hang in there, sean 767 00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:51,921 -here, here, Here! Take it! 768 00:37:52,531 --> 00:37:54,228 -put this in your mouth So you can breathe! 769 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:55,577 -[distant sirens wailing] 770 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:59,146 Hold me! Oh my God! Don't let go! 771 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,627 Don't let go! Hold! Don't let go! 772 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,411 Don't! -hold it! Hold it! 773 00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,065 -[sirens approaching] 774 00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:07,023 -[grunting] 775 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,503 -frat guy 2: how are We gonna get him out? 776 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,725 -don't move! Pull! 777 00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:21,081 You're gonna be okay! We're gonna get you! 778 00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:24,867 Hey, guys! He's buried In the sinkhole! 779 00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:26,608 -alex: is he still alive? -jessie: yeah, I've got his hand! 780 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:27,827 He's breathing Through this tube. 781 00:38:27,957 --> 00:38:29,437 -all right, j.D., Get a paddleboard. 782 00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,134 Cody, hook up the winch. -yep! 783 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,528 -hurry! -hang on! 784 00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:36,226 -hold on, dude, They're here, okay? 785 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:40,100 You're gonna be okay. 786 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,189 -j.D.: yeah, I got his feet. 787 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,799 -[grunting] 788 00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:47,281 -mitch: give me some slack! Cut me some slack! 789 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:50,066 -[jessie grunting] 790 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:53,548 -cody: go ahead, Grab his legs. 791 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,506 -mitch! 792 00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:55,637 -hang on. Hang on. 793 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:57,987 -j.D.: grab his legs. 794 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,124 -jessie: here it Comes! [crying out] 795 00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:07,519 -more slack! 796 00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:08,737 -more slack. 797 00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:11,566 -mitch: hang on. Hang on. 798 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:13,089 -jessie: come on! 799 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,441 -[grunting] 800 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:19,879 -jessie: it's Coming, hold on, man! 801 00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,881 -okay, he's on! Pull me up! 802 00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:23,143 -cody: you got him? -mitch: yeah. 803 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:26,973 -jessie: don't Let go of it. 804 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:29,889 -cody: all right, Take it up, alex! 805 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:31,847 -[grunting] Hold on! 806 00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:35,721 Here he comes! 807 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:44,730 Pull! 808 00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:48,386 Yes! 809 00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:56,002 -slow breaths. Slow breaths. Okay. 810 00:39:56,132 --> 00:39:57,220 -you okay, man? 811 00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:58,613 -yeah. I'm all right. 812 00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,223 -get some water, huh? -yeah. Yeah. 813 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:03,052 -jessie: deep breaths. 814 00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:04,619 -good job. 815 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,360 -sean: oh, thank You guys so much. 816 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,848 -mitch: I just Have one question. 817 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,589 Why did you disappear After all the rescues? 818 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,286 -I don't know, I guess I Just didn't want anybody 819 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,896 To make a big Deal out of it. 820 00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:22,202 I don't really like A lot of attention. 821 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,986 I'm more of a Background kind of girl. 822 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,553 -well, that's a good quality To have for a stuntwoman. 823 00:40:25,684 --> 00:40:27,425 -exactly. 824 00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,078 But even that's on hold For a little while, anyway. 825 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:31,298 That stunt coordinator I met with, 826 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,734 He came onto me. 827 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,694 That's not the way I Wanna break into the biz. 828 00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:36,999 -ugh. 829 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,786 -you know, lifeguard rookie School starts next week. 830 00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:42,657 You'd be a Terrific candidate. 831 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,138 -you really think I Could be a lifeguard? 832 00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:47,619 -you're a natural. 833 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,535 -great! I'll Give it a shot. 834 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:54,452 -ed: hey! Hey! I'm a desperate man. 835 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:57,367 -oh no, it can't be. -ed: I tried to walk into santa monica 836 00:40:57,498 --> 00:41:00,022 And I fell down About 18 times. 837 00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:01,589 Some little Kid tripped me. 838 00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:04,462 You know, you can't Make a phone call inside 839 00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:05,375 One of these things. 840 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,769 I couldn't get no change. 841 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,989 The good news is, These things float. 842 00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:13,253 But you know the tide could Have taken me to japan. 843 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,081 I don't think this Is funny at all. 844 00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:16,909 This isn't my Idea of a joke. 845 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:18,388 -would you like A cup of coffee? 846 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,826 -actually I would Like a frappuccino. 847 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:22,088 -frappuccino? 848 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:23,568 -frappuccino. -frappuccino! 849 00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:25,091 -ed: hey, wait a Minute! Don't leave me a-- 850 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,571 Don't! Don't Leave me again! 851 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,529 Hey! Don't! Hey! Hey! 852 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:32,185 I want a frappuccino Too! Decaf! Mocha! 853 00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,665 Caffeine drives me crazy. 854 00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,014 Hey! Hey! 855 00:41:44,327 --> 00:41:48,244 -[end theme playing]